SIMULATED Play-money demo. No real funds, no prizes. Not available in the US, UK, or EU.
Room 02 · The Watchtower · meta-markets
Betthewhole board.
Meta-markets are bets on the launchpads themselves — thousands of newborn tokens feeding one aggregated, public number. No single coin to rug, no whale to bribe: the read is scheduled, the rule is written.
The Tower's daily core: the same four aggregated bets, refreshed each day. Prices move on their own here — simulated, and labeled.
Today at the Tower · Simulated4 markets live$— simulated volume— playing now
Sentinel’s record · Simulated✓ $GLORP graduated — called it✓ 28,400 mints on Tuesday — called it✗ $WIF2 survived the dip — missed✓ Race #11: $DEGEN first — called it
The TowerSimulatedends in 14h
Will Pump.fun mint 30,000+ new tokens tomorrow?
Sentinel calls YES · opened 62¢ · the crowd holds the line
YES
62%
NO
38%
Simulated volume $184,300 ·168 playing nowResolves on Dune data · 00:00 UTC · human-checked
Resolution · in plain sight
Counts every token minted on Pump.fun tomorrow, 00:00 to 24:00 UTC, read from our saved Dune query at 00:10 UTC. YES at 30,000 or more. If Dune is down, our backup node runs the same on-chain count — never a vote, never an opinion. A named human signs the result before payout.
Price 24h · Simulated—
The tape · Simulatedtop —
Stake
The TowerSimulatedends Sunday
25+ graduations on LetsBonk before Sunday?
Sentinel calls NO · opened 59¢ · the crowd holds the line
YES
41%
NO
59%
Simulated volume $97,850 ·94 playing nowResolves on DeFiLlama data · 23:59 UTC · human-checked
Resolution · in plain sight
Counts LetsBonk graduations from Monday 00:00 to Sunday 23:59 UTC on DeFiLlama’s public dashboard, snapshotted at Sunday 23:59 UTC. YES at 25 or more. If the source is down, our own indexer of the same on-chain events decides. A named human signs the result before payout.
Price 24h · Simulated—
The tape · Simulatedtop —
Stake
The TowerSimulatedends in 9h
Solana newborns: 27,000+ minted today?
Sentinel calls YES · opened 61¢ · the crowd holds the line
YES
61%
NO
39%
Simulated volume $226,480 ·187 playing nowResolves on Dune data · 00:00 UTC · human-checked
Resolution · in plain sight
Counts every newborn token minted on Solana today, 00:00 to 24:00 UTC, read from our saved Dune query at 00:10 UTC. YES at 27,000 or more. If Dune is down, our backup node runs the same on-chain count. A named human signs the result before payout.
Price 24h · Simulated—
The tape · Simulatedtop —
Stake
The TowerSimulatedends Sunday
Any launchpad above 400 graduations this week?
Sentinel calls NO · opened 56¢ · the crowd holds the line
YES
44%
NO
56%
Simulated volume $151,240 ·121 playing nowResolves on DeFiLlama data · Sunday 23:59 UTC · human-checked
Resolution · in plain sight
Checks every tracked launchpad’s graduation count for this week on DeFiLlama, snapshotted at Sunday 23:59 UTC. YES if any single launchpad reaches 400 or more. If the source is down, our own indexer of the same on-chain events decides. A named human signs the result before payout.
Price 24h · Simulated—
The tape · Simulatedtop —
Stake
The colony map
Nine rooms, one sentinel.
Every section of SURI is a room in the colony — and all of them ship in this demo. You are in the Tower; the rest open one by one.
